Are you living in constant throbbing pain from overwork, an accident, or anxiety? If you answered "yes," then it's time to treat yourself to a massage from Masseur David. David has learned the art of healing pain through the touch of his hands, and that touch will leave you feeling rejuvenated and relaxed. During your treatment, soothing music will play in the background in a safe, warm environment, while his skilled hands massage your troubles away. It's like a mini-vacation in the middle of the day.

David specializes in deep tissue therapeutic massage for accident victims, chronic fatigue syndrome, fibromyalgia, pregnancy (prenatal/postpartum), liposuction(pre/post procedure), sports, and work-related injuries. Masseur David also travels offering house, hotel or hospital calls, and chair massage for business functions and private parties. His range of modalities includes Swedish, acupressure, deep tissue, and Lomi Lomi. Sessions are from 1/2 hour to two hours of continuous work. Over 11 years of years of eliminating peoples' pain has not only made Masseur David's hands stronger, but created a loyal group of followers as well. 
 

His clinic is located at 121 Brick Kiln Road, Chelmsford, directly off route 129, on the Billerica line, the same roadway as the UPS office and the Chelmsford ice hockey Forum. Available 24/7, with 24 hours notice by appointment only. Credit card payments are NOT accepted.       

David Tierney, L.C.M.T., is a 1998 graduate of The Massage Institute of New England, a professional member of the AMTA. He incorporates several different modalities into his practice. For 2 years, he taught "Introduction to Massage" in the Billerica adult education program. During the 1999–2000 season, he was the staff therapist to the Merrimack Repertory Theatre, and played two roles (Tony and Carl) in Hecht & MacArthur's The Front Page.  In April 2001 he was voted the Best Massage Therapist in the greater Lowell area by America's Best Business Awards. 

For two years running, 2002-2003, he was voted the Best Massage Therapist in Chelmsford/Billerica by Market Surveys of America. With a resume like that, you know you're in good hands when you call "The Pain Killer."

Why go another minute with unwanted pain? Make your exclusive appointment with David today and feel better tomorrow.
 

He was born in Waltham on National Woman's Day living on Lowell Street off High Street, just down the street from Newton Veterans Cab, where his mother, Iron Irene tried to raise him, but he was pretty much unsinkable to begin with.  The Marines sent Irene a Thank You note when he enlisted from the Elm Street station in Waltham on September 1, 1965.  It was a labor of love.  His dad, Frank was an ordinance mechanic and a torpedo tube specialist for 35 years at the Boston Naval shipyard. Even he couldn't sink him.

David is a retired First Lieutenant in the United States Marine Corps serving five grand and glorious years of continuous active duty surviving the threat of two counts martial, once as a PFC, the last at his last duty station Headquarters Marine Corps, Washington, DC. Colonel Snell thought that David was insane, suffering from combat fatigue, what today is known as PTSD. David disagreed. The Colonel insisted and made the appointment with the psychiatrist for David threatening to give him a general court martial if he disobeyed his direct order to keep the appointment.  After an hour and half with the psychiatrist, David returned to work.  The captain that David had the disagreement with voluntarily started seeing the psychiatrist twice a week, confessing that he had the same disagreement with his wife at home who summarily left him.  David has been studied 25 times as a control group specimen since 1973 by The National Center for PTSD, at the Boston VA. David doesn't have PTSD. He gives it.  He will teach you to love your own insanity. He told doctors that if they wanted to investigate PTSD, Vietnam was a piece of cake compared to two divorces. David prefers real bullets to another divorce.  Once, he asked his doctors if they would like to know his secret.  He told them that is was faith.  They don't believe him, immediately proving his point, so they continue to study him. Not to worry, not even his mother Irene could figure him out.

For balance, he was a draft dodger for two years (1963-65) after leaving The Christian Brothers as Brother David Ignatius, F.S.C. (1960-63) before joining the Marines. Meritoriously commissioned from Corporal E-4 Heavy Truck Operator to Rifle Platoon Commander in Viet Nam, he holds the Purple Heart (shot four times and severely burned), the Vietnamese Cross of Gallantry, and two awards of the Meritorious Unit Citation. If asked, he will show you the bullet he bit on January 27, 1968.  He never fired a shot, and never lost one his Marines to hostile fire. He is a 1975 cum laude graduate of Boston University's Metropolitan College with a Bachelors Degree in Computer Sciences, and the equivalent of a Masters in the Arts. He is a writer, poet, actor, stand-up comedian, and a healer. He conducts Harmony Counseling Services, adult psychotherapy.  He guarantees results. After an hour with David, you'll know that you're okay.

For six years, 1975-81 he ran THE CHAIN GANG, woodcutters.  He was a Boston cab driver, totaling only one car, and an annually certified RIDE operator for four years, 1994-98, Newton Veterans Cab, while going to school to become a massage therapist.  While driving for Watertown Cab in 1994 he also drove nights and weekends for Escort Limousine. The difference between a cab driver and a limo driver is politeness.  David didn't last long as a limo driver.  Should you run into his daughter, Kate the Cop, Needham Police Department, she is looking to arrest him. Caution: telling her you know David may result in the cost of your speeding ticket being doubled.

He can be heard live every Monday, Tuesday and Thursday mornings 9:00 to 11:00 a.m. on WUML, 91.5 FM, "Thinking Out Loud", at the University of Massachusetts, Lowell, the home of true underground radio. Annually around Halloween, Ravin' David resurrects Edgar Allen Poe, one of his favorite authors. Edgar often stayed at the Worthen House on Worthen Street in Lowell where he wrote his first commercially successful piece, the Raven.  The Worthen House his diagonally opposite Lowell City Hall in line of site, and a short walk from David's residence, the Shangri-La Nightclub.  Should you travel to Lowell and visit the Worthen House, you will notice a black raven carved in the placard above the door commemorating David's fellow spirit and rival, Edgar.

Rates: $50—half hour, $90—hour, $130—hour and a half, $170—two hours

At Home: $100—hour for the first hour, $80 each additional hour, or person.

Also Available: Gift Certificates, Frequent Flyer Program, & Instant Gratification Program

Cancellation Policy: Your consideration in canceling an appointment as early as possible isappreciated. Canceling or changing an appointment in less than 24 hours will incur a $10 late-cancellation fee. No shows are charged the full fee.

Beach Days: If the temperature reaches 80 degrees, and it is a bright clear day, no morning appointments will be accepted.  If you have a morning appointment on a Beach Day, you will receive an early morning call to reschedule that cherished appointment. Thank you in advance for your cooperation and understanding. Living in New England we cannot waste our Beach Days. They are in short supply.