I am Masseur David The Pain Killer.
I am not a touchy-feely guerrilla.
I am the real magilla.
I am Masseur David The Pain Killer.

If you have a pain in your life
That is not your wife,
Or if you are the unfortunate wife,
Come see me.
I do something for you.
I am Masseur David The Pain Killer.

If you go to the gym
And say, no pain no gain.
I say, your pain is my gain.
Because if you hurt yourself,
You will be coming to see me,
Masseur David The Pain Killer.

My phone number is easy to remember.
It is all gun calibers, 45 38 22.
Bang, bang, bang.
Kill the pain.
Not somebody else.
I am Masseur David The Pain Killer.

Heard live Monday, Tuesday and Thursday mornings 10:00-11:00 a.m.
As Ravin’ David, the Mouth of the Merrimack, The Leatherneck with the Leather Lungs
on 91.5 FM, WUML at the University of Massachusetts Lowell, Center for Family, Work and Community “Thinking Out Loud”, What else?…the home of true underground radio.